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thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

(via imma-make-dem-pants-drop)

onesecondathousandthoughts:

fallintopassion:

bullied:

we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.

That’s because the pizza guy has consequences if his job is done incorrectly.

Oh snap

(Source: bullied, via mushr0oms)

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jackiebeulahburkhart:

sherlocksmyth:

"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"

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This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

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amanda-defrance:

freakshowkelly:

littletreehumper:

artforartists:

sosuperawesome:

Solitude by Joe Fenton

Process shots show firstly working in graphite, then later adding ink and acrylic.

*sobs*

Wow :3

WOW

(via loveartbeautysex)